real bear hugs are often fatal.

  1. (Source : failturd, via fauxtown)

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  3. uusui:

    c0rnmuffins:

    uusui:

    emma-relille-tunger:

    uusui:

    iceland is scary

    are those giant marshmallows

    we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

    Seriously though what the fuck are those

    we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

    (via jorielle)

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  5. pregers:

    waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

    image

    (via stormafter)

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  7. bnaksy:

    bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it

    image

    (via human)

  8.  177 590 notes

  9. (Source : tw3rkingforjesus, via jorielle)

  10.  186 802 notes

  11. sigurrossgeller:

    donatellavevo:

    an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

    brome brome

    (via henteye)

  12.  83 575 notes

  13. oh-godno:

    ramavatarama:

    waywardvagabondslilcousin:

    a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

    one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

    years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

    he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

    NOOOOOOOO

    I DONT GET IT????

    (Source : bladetheroosterteethfanguy, via henteye)

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  15. despairnaegami:

    personasanta:

    does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things

    sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder

    (Source : bingeeaterghoul, via fuzzyredcurls)

  16.  737 456 notes

  17. (via jorielle)

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  19. “It’s a terrible thing, I think, in life to wait until you’re ready. I have this feeling now that actually no one is ever ready to do anything. There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now. And you may as well do it now. Generally speaking, now is as good a time as any.”
    Hugh Laurie (via cierrafrances)

    (Source : larmoyante, via une-raison-detre)

  20.  14 926 notes

  21. stabs:

    My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

    (via coluring)

  22.  190 285 notes

  23. sharhk:

    did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

    (via moistflow)

  24.  204 684 notes

  25. deepbreathsanddeath:

    This is a real panda
    China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

    (via jpgay)

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  27. (Source : golfballeyes, via bonus)

  28.  72 001 notes

  29. (Source : ultrannoying, via nerdjpg)

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