real bear hugs are often fatal.

  1. proloqu0r:

    I sneezed in class today and a guy shushed me

    (via tipslip)

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  3. averagefairy:

    the worst thing about being shy and introverted is that you most of the time come off as cold and arrogant like you think you’re better than everyone else and thats why you don’t talk to people or hang out with them but it’s really the opposite its like you’re so uncomfortable with yourself that you don’t wanna share it with anyone else so you just dont and people think you’re an asshole but you’re actually just really scared

    (via bandsareprettyrad)

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  9. tastefullyoffensive:

    Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

    (via bandsareprettyrad)

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  13. dry-cereal:

    dry-cereal:

    dry-cereal:

    once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me

    ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer

    his name is scooter

    (Source : grass10, via fuzzyredcurls)

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  17. The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

    the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

    (Source : aristoxxcracy, via fuzzyredcurls)

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  19. powerist:

    thinking skills more like thinking kills

    (via jorielle)

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  21. “Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together.”
    (via makelvenotwar)

    (Source : amortizing, via psych-facts)

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  23. superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

    i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

    (via fuzzyredcurls)

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  25. ethically-wrong:

    mmmmbeefy96:

    grandhowler:

    Dude

    holy shit. 

    this is on a whole new level of patience

    This is natural art.

    (Source : best-of-memes, via jorielle)

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  27. I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

    (Source : bellecosby, via bandsareprettyrad)

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  29. aristocratslayer:

    reblog if school hasnt even started yet but its already stressing you out

    (via cumdurnp)

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